Epic fail.

In the spirit of Al, I'm taking a rather objectionably written online profile to task. The world of online dating uncovers many people clueless about presenting themselves to others. One profile reads like so:

LOOKIN FOR THOSE BLATINO,BLK,OR SPANISH TOPZ
if are him and can deal wit white guyz that are into hip hop and r&b without thinkin they tryin to be somethin else then get at me...i am who i am and no one can JUDGE ME but tha LORD ALMIGHTY himself ya heard... i am a ovaweight... so if ya dont like ova weight people i aint for u either and u can kizz my A** so juz remember im ghetto azz fuc. oh yea i live in burlington and i look mofo good.

"i look like tha type that can take a dic"

Oh where to start with this? "wit", "azz", "dic", "juz". Why'd he feel it necessary to bleep "ASS" but still type out "fuc"? Why point out no one can judge you but God? Does God judge people based on their musical preferences? And if you're going to say you "look mofo good" you might want to invest in some whitestrips before you take a picture. Ya heard?