It's about that time of the year...
JANUARY
1. Who kissed you on New Year's?: Some drunk bartending chick. SHE kissed me
2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?: probably but it's too late to do anything about it
3. Does it snow where you live?: rarely
4. Do you like hot chocolate?: yup
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?: Haven't even been to New York
FEBRUARY
1. Who was your Valentine?: Leftie
2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?: I remember that shit. I never got the good Valentines.
3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?: No that's the dumbest holiday ever
MARCH
1. Are you Irish?: Nope
2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day?: Nobody pinches a 200 lb black man and lives to tell about it
3. What did you do for St. Paddy's Day in 2006?: nothing
4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?: absolutely
APRIL
1. Do you like the rain?: Only when it stays mainly in the plains
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?: no, that would've required effort
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?: not that I remember
4. Do you celebrate 4/20?: No I'm always too high to remember to
5. Do you love the month of April?: I don't love any month. That would mean setting myself up to get hurt.
MAY
1. What's your favorite kind of flower?: a dead one. I'm sorry that's just mean. I meant a withered one.
2. Do you like the spring?: yep
3. Finish the phrase "April showers": I hope she doesn't find my hidden webcam.
4. What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring?: pink oddly enough
JUNE
1. What year did/will you graduate from high school?: 1998
JULY
1. What did you do on the Fourth of July?: celebrate my independence
2. Did you go on any vacations during this month?: don't think so
3. Do you blast the A/C all day?: oh yeah
AUGUST
1. Did you do anything special at the end of your summer?: I turned 26
2. What was your favorite summer memory of '06?: getting paychecks from my internship
3. Did you have a sunburn?: nah man i'm one of them colored folk
4. Do you go to the beach a lot?: Not really
THIS IS WHERE SEPTEMBER SHOULD BE
1. Did you attend school/college in '06?: yep
2. Who is your favorite teacher?: probably my art teacher from high school
3. Do you like fall better then summer?: heck no
OCTOBER
1. What was your favorite Halloween costume?: the birthday suit
2. What's your favorite candy?: chocolate
3. What did you dress up as this year?: a disheveled grad student
NOVEMBER
1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?: mom's
2. Do you love stuffing?: who doesnt?
3. What are you thankful for?: Not having to sleep on a damn foldout couch every night
DECEMBER
1. Do you celebrate Christmas?: sure
2. If not, what do you celebrate?: DEEZ NUTS
3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?: no, for the same reasons i don't get pinched
4. Get anything special last year?: nope
5. What do you want this year?: world domination. and some skittles
6. Do you like cold weather?: i do not
1. Who kissed you on New Year's?: Some drunk bartending chick. SHE kissed me
2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?: probably but it's too late to do anything about it
3. Does it snow where you live?: rarely
4. Do you like hot chocolate?: yup
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?: Haven't even been to New York
FEBRUARY
1. Who was your Valentine?: Leftie
2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?: I remember that shit. I never got the good Valentines.
3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?: No that's the dumbest holiday ever
MARCH
1. Are you Irish?: Nope
2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day?: Nobody pinches a 200 lb black man and lives to tell about it
3. What did you do for St. Paddy's Day in 2006?: nothing
4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?: absolutely
APRIL
1. Do you like the rain?: Only when it stays mainly in the plains
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?: no, that would've required effort
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?: not that I remember
4. Do you celebrate 4/20?: No I'm always too high to remember to
5. Do you love the month of April?: I don't love any month. That would mean setting myself up to get hurt.
MAY
1. What's your favorite kind of flower?: a dead one. I'm sorry that's just mean. I meant a withered one.
2. Do you like the spring?: yep
3. Finish the phrase "April showers": I hope she doesn't find my hidden webcam.
4. What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring?: pink oddly enough
JUNE
1. What year did/will you graduate from high school?: 1998
JULY
1. What did you do on the Fourth of July?: celebrate my independence
2. Did you go on any vacations during this month?: don't think so
3. Do you blast the A/C all day?: oh yeah
AUGUST
1. Did you do anything special at the end of your summer?: I turned 26
2. What was your favorite summer memory of '06?: getting paychecks from my internship
3. Did you have a sunburn?: nah man i'm one of them colored folk
4. Do you go to the beach a lot?: Not really
THIS IS WHERE SEPTEMBER SHOULD BE
1. Did you attend school/college in '06?: yep
2. Who is your favorite teacher?: probably my art teacher from high school
3. Do you like fall better then summer?: heck no
OCTOBER
1. What was your favorite Halloween costume?: the birthday suit
2. What's your favorite candy?: chocolate
3. What did you dress up as this year?: a disheveled grad student
NOVEMBER
1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?: mom's
2. Do you love stuffing?: who doesnt?
3. What are you thankful for?: Not having to sleep on a damn foldout couch every night
DECEMBER
1. Do you celebrate Christmas?: sure
2. If not, what do you celebrate?: DEEZ NUTS
3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?: no, for the same reasons i don't get pinched
4. Get anything special last year?: nope
5. What do you want this year?: world domination. and some skittles
6. Do you like cold weather?: i do not
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